Heis Or Lows. Why Reggie Bush Should Keep The Heisman.

As if the burden and immense stress on the USC football program wasn't enough. The storied football university is now dealing with mounting rumors that The Heisman Trust is seriously considering stripping former star running back, Reggie Bush, of his 2005 trophy. While the violations seem blatant and borderline criminally ridiculous, there are some substantial reasons that Bush should be able to retain his prized Heisman Trophy. Hang on tight Trojans, as we explore the defense of Reggie Bush and hope that he can strike the famed pose for eternity.

1. Let's give some credit where it is due. Bush may single-handedly be responsible for ground breaking change in the infrastructure of NCAA rules. How can we penalize a man who may finally bring us a long awaited salary cap to college football?

2. The value of family. Since when is it a crime to provide such a lucrative stream of income for ones parents, that they can dine, travel, and experience the finer things in life without having to worry about pesky bills and obligations? I could just hear the tone of disappointment in my father's voice as I told him about his complimentary 1500.00 per week and free airfare to watch one of the finest college football teams in the nation. Taking care of the folks is a noble gesture and the generosity of Bush is as heartwarming as the prospect of lavish rent free living.

3. The promotion of Pete Carroll.Without Reggie Bush, college football's most overrated, talent swarmed coach would have never had the opportunity to try another flop at the pro football level. Reggie worked so quickly on this job that it was almost like he arranged a relay race to expedite the process. If you look closely at the video footage you can almost see Carroll passing a baton to Lane Kiffin as they shamelessly sprinted away from their respective universities.

4. For the love and glory of Matt Leinart. Reggie has a special place in his heart for old college quarterback, Matt Leinart. He is well aware that Matt can only enjoy NFL success by living vicariously through his former teammate's accomplishments at the next level. To strip Bush of his Heisman would be like striking a dagger through the heart of Matt Leinart. And seriously,how many times can you CUT a guy before he is seen reporting the weather on a local news station?

5. If the Juice is in the clear, what should Reggie fear? For God's sake OJ never had to return his precious award even though he did consider selling every known scrap of football worth to casinos and memorabilia dealers. And as we all know, all perks and financial "grants" were bestowed to Reggie's kin with no strings attached. Unless you consider strings to be touchdowns and a quest for a national title.

It should now be clear to all that Reggie Bush should retain his Heisman Trophy. Not for his unethical actions nor his disregard for NCAA policy, but for his charitable intentions and consistent demonstrations of good will towards his loved ones and closest gridiron acquaintances. But if all else fails, Bush may be forced to flee with the Heisman and risk a high speed chase. Unfortunately, for him, Kim Kardashian does not strike me as the type to orchestrate an escape in a white Ford Bronco.